Childrens Books That Didn't Make It

I had this printed out and sitting in a drawer for ages. I'm sure it's still scattered through blogs all over the Web. I've edited the list down to my favorites. (I got chuckling just typing this in.)

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Strangers Have the Best Candy
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitch-hiking
7. Jill Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. All Cats Go To Hell
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
12. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
13. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
14. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
15. Things Rich Kids Have, That You Never Will
16. Pop! Goes teh Hamster (And Other Great Microwave Games)
17. The Man in the Moon is Satan
18. Your Nightmares Are Real
19. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
20. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things