Sleep when you're dead.

I love the little caffeine-energy lines emanating from her head, the taught expression, and the fact that it's unclear whether she is: 1) raising her mug in a toast, 2) about to throw steaming coffee in your face, or 3) recovering from getting clocked in the chin from a third party.

This image was insipred from a post on Ishbadiddle (as usual) about how to destroy the Earth with a coffee can via DeepAstonomy.com.

The Other White Meat

This came from Slashfood, via Peter. I'm pretty sure it is an actual product. No wonder kids are afraid of clowns.

Childrens Books That Didn't Make It

I had this printed out and sitting in a drawer for ages. I'm sure it's still scattered through blogs all over the Web. I've edited the list down to my favorites. (I got chuckling just typing this in.)

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Strangers Have the Best Candy
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitch-hiking
7. Jill Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. All Cats Go To Hell
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
12. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
13. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
14. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
15. Things Rich Kids Have, That You Never Will
16. Pop! Goes teh Hamster (And Other Great Microwave Games)
17. The Man in the Moon is Satan
18. Your Nightmares Are Real
19. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
20. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

This is what I should be doing.

Don't let the smooth hypnotic style fool you, these are impossibly difficult maneuvers and fierce juggling moves. Steven Ragatz is the real deal.